"Okay. Okay. We'll go see Ari later." If he goes now, he's just gonna have to start all over again.
"That sounds dangerous for you, so I'm gonna veto that." Like a parent with a child that just wants everything. God. Why is he a grown up in this situation? At this point, Arthur might have to MAKE his ice cream sandwiches.
"Huuuge. Like bigger than people." Which is true. "Colton West..." A beat. "He's the main guy in the story. He's an actor." Yep. That's why this is a so bad it's good movie. "Well, he sees the lavalantulas and goes home to get his wife and son and tell them that they need to evacuate. Only...his son snuck out!" The drama. "So basically...his car gets destroyed by lava and he has to steal a bus to get to where he's going. Only a lavalantula jumps onto the bus and he stops fast, which makes it fall off!" Yes. He very clearly remembers details. "I think when he runs it over...it's like...bad cause lava? I don't remember." Mmhm. "Anyway. So he has to evacuate the WHOLE BUS...and then the bus EXPLODES!"
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"That sounds dangerous for you, so I'm gonna veto that." Like a parent with a child that just wants everything. God. Why is he a grown up in this situation? At this point, Arthur might have to MAKE his ice cream sandwiches.
"Huuuge. Like bigger than people." Which is true. "Colton West..." A beat. "He's the main guy in the story. He's an actor." Yep. That's why this is a so bad it's good movie. "Well, he sees the lavalantulas and goes home to get his wife and son and tell them that they need to evacuate. Only...his son snuck out!" The drama. "So basically...his car gets destroyed by lava and he has to steal a bus to get to where he's going. Only a lavalantula jumps onto the bus and he stops fast, which makes it fall off!" Yes. He very clearly remembers details. "I think when he runs it over...it's like...bad cause lava? I don't remember." Mmhm. "Anyway. So he has to evacuate the WHOLE BUS...and then the bus EXPLODES!"