"Yeah, I've never had sex on a horse." He's thinking about this now. And it's getting hard to run again.

Nobunaga snorts, getting easier again. "I hate those books. Healthy living my ass. The monks are just so hard up they imagine weird things that don't even make sense. And there's plenty of romance novels. They all have gross lascivious covers. Bonnet was reading one when I first got here. About vikings." SIGH. It's to be expected. He's in love with an ex-cult leader after all... "I guess I can't hate it too much if it's you, but even the weird wood engravings with tentacle sex are better." He is an five year old emotionally. Which makes his horny old man status weird.