"If you hated sex, I'd probably think you were a masochist because you keep fucking me." Which he likes. So please don't stop that.

"So the monks don't have sex?" There's a small curious noise at that. "I mean, there's probably a lot of shit that people have written out of longing to do stuff. But I...do kind of eventually at some point want to be bent over one of these tables and fucked...maybe not on this expedition. Cause that's...like fucking hot. If you wanna leave some bruises on my hips, that would be...awesome, actually."

They grin widely. "Well, it's just for the pictures. The rest of it's whatever."