“Well, he’s a ghost. Obviously. But he’s behind her…uh…her being Demi Moore? I think that’s her name. Anyway. He comes back because of unfinished business and protects her from some assholes. But like he sits behind her in the scene and puts his arms around her and she can feel him there and it’s like kinda sexy.”
Yeah. That explains it totally!
Klaus grins widely, letting out a small sound of triumph. “Fight the truth you say? I have you where I want you now, Demon King!” Dramatics really are a thing for them. It’s a good thing Nobunaga is just as bad.
They would have been fine with a lap full of Demon King. The public be damned! But it’s probably for the best anyway. At least if they started making out, no one would even be surprised. “Yeah. I feel bad making them like have to move around us sometimes. Mostly cause we’re kind of terrible at not fucking all the time.” Which normally is like not a problem. And that’s normally because there’s more space and less roommates in like one room. Dumb.
Klaus is very keenly aware of their own stupid proposal and the general idea that maybe one day, they could be married for like…real. And the very concept of him being worthy of marriage and having someone that actually wants to marry him in a time where he could actually get married and not have to succumb to ‘and they were roommates’ for the rest of his life. And he would have, too. Just bought rings that did or didn’t match and maybe they had to wear on a necklace instead of their fingers, but…a fake marriage. Emotionally real, but not in the eyes of the state. And Klaus would have done it for Dave, would have made an entire life with him in secret and had to live that life and hope that Dave wouldn’t fold and marry some girl to appease his family.
But here??? None of that was a thing. They didn’t have to lie or pretend to be anything else and even if they could have married another man in 2019, that doesn’t mean they’d have found that man. Someone that wanted to marry him even if he proposed over garlic bread and was generally stupid. And they have to stop thinking about it because they will most assuredly cry if they don’t. Oh. Oops. Already crying.
“I can’t believe you’re out here singing the Beach Boys right now,” they say, furiously scrubbing at their face. Stupid fucking tears!!!
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Yeah. That explains it totally!
Klaus grins widely, letting out a small sound of triumph. “Fight the truth you say? I have you where I want you now, Demon King!” Dramatics really are a thing for them. It’s a good thing Nobunaga is just as bad.
They would have been fine with a lap full of Demon King. The public be damned! But it’s probably for the best anyway. At least if they started making out, no one would even be surprised. “Yeah. I feel bad making them like have to move around us sometimes. Mostly cause we’re kind of terrible at not fucking all the time.” Which normally is like not a problem. And that’s normally because there’s more space and less roommates in like one room. Dumb.
Klaus is very keenly aware of their own stupid proposal and the general idea that maybe one day, they could be married for like…real. And the very concept of him being worthy of marriage and having someone that actually wants to marry him in a time where he could actually get married and not have to succumb to ‘and they were roommates’ for the rest of his life. And he would have, too. Just bought rings that did or didn’t match and maybe they had to wear on a necklace instead of their fingers, but…a fake marriage. Emotionally real, but not in the eyes of the state. And Klaus would have done it for Dave, would have made an entire life with him in secret and had to live that life and hope that Dave wouldn’t fold and marry some girl to appease his family.
But here??? None of that was a thing. They didn’t have to lie or pretend to be anything else and even if they could have married another man in 2019, that doesn’t mean they’d have found that man. Someone that wanted to marry him even if he proposed over garlic bread and was generally stupid. And they have to stop thinking about it because they will most assuredly cry if they don’t. Oh. Oops. Already crying.
“I can’t believe you’re out here singing the Beach Boys right now,” they say, furiously scrubbing at their face. Stupid fucking tears!!!