Hey, man, he just likes velvet! There's really nothing more to it than that; he'd be petting suits if he were stone cold sober. Jeff reaches out to pet Klaus's shoulder and bicep, smiling at the feel of velvet, before he has to pause and think on that question.

"Oh, uh, I haven't been counting. They're just so good, man." And then, in an effort to seem classy and sophisticated, he adds, "And they totally pair with the punch."

Like he's talking about wine and cheeses here.