"No promises. It could happen by accident just as you walk in and you can't hold me accountable for an accident." Yeah. That totally works. Accidents happen all the time!
Klaus shrugs. "I mean, Allison did recently murder Viktor's sort of adopted kid because he accidentally killed our moms because Viktor accidentally gave him powers that he didn't mean to give him. So like...you know. Also once Viktor sort of accidentally almost killed Allison. It was a whole thing. So you know. And plus, Five and Diego being dicks is how they say I love you! It's their love language!"
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Klaus shrugs. "I mean, Allison did recently murder Viktor's sort of adopted kid because he accidentally killed our moms because Viktor accidentally gave him powers that he didn't mean to give him. So like...you know. Also once Viktor sort of accidentally almost killed Allison. It was a whole thing. So you know. And plus, Five and Diego being dicks is how they say I love you! It's their love language!"