Max has to force-close the tab in his brain that is still trying to figure out how a guy has a talking chimpanzee as a butler. He just... can't even.

Asses. Asses are safer conversations topics. "Sure. I mean, I've been told it's my second best feature." Eyebrow waggle. Go on. Ask him what the first best is.

"Right? What a burden being so beautiful. You handle it well." The flirting will continue forever until someone tells him to stop. This is how he copes with all this existential information he's getting.

"Holy shit. You're from my future? That's... damn. I want to ask what it's like but is that like asking for spoilers?"