Max knows the feeling since it's the same every time people get on his case for living with a vampire. It's not that weird, come on. (Yes it is.)
He's so glad you asked, Klaus. "My dick, of course." Look at this smirk he's wearing. Sometimes he gets really into his own head about how his dick might be his most redeeming quality--and what the hell does that say about him?--but... when he's flirting with a fun new friend, it's easy to own it. It's a selling feature, obviously.
"I bet you were a great subject for those pictures. I'd be happy to have you as a model." All the flirting, all the compliments. How high can they each inflate the other's ego?
That plan falters a bit, though, after hearing about... excuse him? The end of the world?
"And here everyone kept saying 2012 was going to be the end of the world. That... seriously happened?"
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He's so glad you asked, Klaus. "My dick, of course." Look at this smirk he's wearing. Sometimes he gets really into his own head about how his dick might be his most redeeming quality--and what the hell does that say about him?--but... when he's flirting with a fun new friend, it's easy to own it. It's a selling feature, obviously.
"I bet you were a great subject for those pictures. I'd be happy to have you as a model." All the flirting, all the compliments. How high can they each inflate the other's ego?
That plan falters a bit, though, after hearing about... excuse him? The end of the world?
"And here everyone kept saying 2012 was going to be the end of the world. That... seriously happened?"