"God, so, okay, so, here's, okay, I dunno if your porn mags had burlesque in 'em but honest to god it's a different experience from like a usual strip club, not least because burlesque clubs tend to have better unions. Like. So. They were - here's -"

Erin waves a hand helplessly and does her best to just breathe. Gideon is dangerously fucking hilarious.

After a solid minute and a half of holding her hand up. "Okay so, right, the whole theme was dark seductresses, so their act was a mix of stage magic and - wait, you come from a world with actual necromancers. Stage magic is sleight of hand, right, it's not like supernatural or magic-magic, it's about presentation and deception, so they're out here going like, 'behold the rewards of service to darkness' and waving these wands and BAM! Clothes explode off 'em."