"I mean, hard to even know where to start. Half the people here don't know what computers are, so when I say a microscopic one got implanted in my brain and took control of me for the better half of two years, I have to go back and try to explain why that premise is fucked."

Rich isn't exactly sharing, but making jokes about it always seems like a better place to tackle it from. Then he can gauge someone's reaction and see if he should change the subject entirely.