"I don't know. I can't promise you anything. Did I tell you Luther almost died because of a mission my dad sent him on alone and to make sure he didn't, he injected him with...something and it made him like...part ape? Or that my brother Viktor blew up the moon accidentally and cause the apocalypse? It's only accidental cause we didn't listen to Allison and things got bad." That's uhh...obviously an understatement. Also there's a whole lot of things that have happened. But those thoughts go out of their brain at the shouting about magic tits. "Huh. I mean...yeah, objectively, sure...you have nice tits...Respectfully. But I haven't seen them cast any spells recently." This is supposed to be a joke, but he doesn't know if that'll land right or not. "Whoever that person is seems woefully unknowledgeable about magic and tits.

And a little more seriously. "Sorry people are dicks." Klaus does arch an eyebrow about the part about Ava, though. "Oh? Like you can talk about it if you want and I won't talk to her about it." She is like their sister now, though...so they don't know if that'll make it awkward.