Worst version of that fifty first dates movie, except its you telling me horror stories about your life.

I dunno I didn't go to college either. I'm sure I would have partied so hard I ended up in a alcohol poisoned coma or something. And then get kicked out. So it's probably good I didn't. I'm surprised I survived high school. Kinda feel like sixteen year old me probably shouldn't have been drinking that much. But you know, too late now I guess. Now I'm here with zero alcohol tolerance, so I haven't really had much.

Look at us being all mature and doing self-care. We're the best.