That'd be awesome and all.. metaphorical or whatever. But I'm 99% sure you'll just die horribly, even in this place that's all magic everywhere all the time. Though man.. everyone seems to be able to turn into a wolf but me, so fucking unfair.

[Huffs. He knows they're talking about Klaus here, but still. He wants wolf shapeshifting powers!]

Not even with magic huh? I always thought if magic was real it could do anything...