“WHAT, ARE CRABS SUPPOSED TO SING? IS THIS SOME NEW STEREOTYPE I HAVEN’T HEARD ABOUT? DO THEY DO A LITTLE DANCE TOO? WHILE PROCLAIMING THE WONDERS OF THE SEA IN A VAGUELY OFFENSIVE SUBSERVIENT ROLE TO SOME GLAMOROUS SEA-DWELLER WHO IS GOING TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THEIR ADVICE ANYWAY?”