angrycrabnoises: (Rage)
angrycrabnoises ([personal profile] angrycrabnoises) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway 2023-03-28 12:41 am (UTC)

“THE FUCK KIND OF UNDERWATER MUSIC IS THIS?” Karkat gestures with a claw at the scene before them. “WHERE’S THE VAST WAIL OF RAW PSYCHIC POWER EMITTED BY A MASSIVE BEING OF UNDULATING TENTACLES, SIGNALING THE END OF DAYS? MY EARS SHOULD BE BLEEDING OUT 90% MORE THINKPAN MATTER. DO BETTER.”

He looks over at Sebastian singing to a forlorn Ariel. “AND LOOK, WOW, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF PATHETIC PANDERING I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” Karkat calls out to him, “SHE’S NOT EVEN LISTENING TO YOU, BUDDY, GET A CLUE!”

From the distance and the cacophony of calypso, his shrieking is entirely drowned out. Ariel swims away while Sebastian isn’t paying attention.

“OF FUCKING COURSE,” Karkat says. “JUST ANOTHER CRUSTACEAN’S WORDS OF WISDOM GETTING TOTALLY IGNORED BY A HIGHBLOOD SEADWELLER WITH AN EGO. TYPICAL.”

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