[An insane labyrinth comprised solely of tropical shirts and bad life choices really wouldn't be terribly off-brand at all here, all things considered....
But, there's only one way to find out! And...it does sound like Max is actually considering it now? Which is a mild surprise, honestly; Jade had already been about ready to write off the prospects of Max's particular involvement in future Tommy Bahama-related science experiments. Seems his line of logic actually is being rather more seriously considered here, though...?]
Indeed you could. That would probably be the first ideal test to do, actually--it's generally better to keep these sorts of things basic, to begin with. [Tone at a carefully measured and pleasant sort of neutrality--no need to scare off Max with too much enthusiasm here now, after all--Jade follows the line of his glance through the entrance of the shop, the back wall indeed obscured at this sort of angle.] Your progress could be tracked with the clothing available, actually--have a pile of shirts on hand to leave on the floor behind you, perhaps, as you go. The better to ensure your path remains straight, and could be traced; it can be easy to start moving in a circle without realizing...well, for humans, at least. [Maybe Max's perception is rather more different in that sense, though? Goodness, the potential ideal variables in a mechanical man really do start coming to light...
Anyway, Max is almost certainly going to regret this indeed. But it's not like he's getting coerced into it, or something! Mostly!! ...Jade's taking a couple paces towards the doorway now, and checking sidelong to see if Max would in fact be willing to follow suit. If so, they'll both be drifting back into coconut-scented hell...]
Ah--and I'm Jade Curtiss, in the vein of introductions. Perhaps it may yet be a pleasure to meet you! [You know, assuming...All This, goes well. If it goes at all. Would Max accept an offer at a professional and business-like sort of handshake?]
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But, there's only one way to find out! And...it does sound like Max is actually considering it now? Which is a mild surprise, honestly; Jade had already been about ready to write off the prospects of Max's particular involvement in future Tommy Bahama-related science experiments. Seems his line of logic actually is being rather more seriously considered here, though...?]
Indeed you could. That would probably be the first ideal test to do, actually--it's generally better to keep these sorts of things basic, to begin with. [Tone at a carefully measured and pleasant sort of neutrality--no need to scare off Max with too much enthusiasm here now, after all--Jade follows the line of his glance through the entrance of the shop, the back wall indeed obscured at this sort of angle.] Your progress could be tracked with the clothing available, actually--have a pile of shirts on hand to leave on the floor behind you, perhaps, as you go. The better to ensure your path remains straight, and could be traced; it can be easy to start moving in a circle without realizing...well, for humans, at least. [Maybe Max's perception is rather more different in that sense, though? Goodness, the potential ideal variables in a mechanical man really do start coming to light...
Anyway, Max is almost certainly going to regret this indeed. But it's not like he's getting coerced into it, or something! Mostly!! ...Jade's taking a couple paces towards the doorway now, and checking sidelong to see if Max would in fact be willing to follow suit. If so, they'll both be drifting back into coconut-scented hell...]
Ah--and I'm Jade Curtiss, in the vein of introductions. Perhaps it may yet be a pleasure to meet you! [You know, assuming...All This, goes well. If it goes at all. Would Max accept an offer at a professional and business-like sort of handshake?]