He opens his mouth to comment on the plant comparison. Then closes it. A short pause. And then he just shrugs.

Hey, if it ain't wrong.

"Okay, so gender is a whole other problem I'm not even gonna bother starting on, we'll- fuck, I dunno, circle back to it later." It can wait. "Relevant point being, humans are stupid about the same apparent gender being a couple. It's a whole thing. I'm not, personally, I'm gay - I'm a guy, I like guys, moving on."

He flaps the notepad a little. "Getting laid is a euphemism for having sex, which- I. Genuinely have no idea if you know what that is. Uh. An anatomically internal method of procreation?"