"You need a ton of essential oil to make this shit smell good," he says, draining the last of his beer before reaching for the other bottle. She's got her own drink, so it's fine! "And too much will clog up the pump. Xander tried to make an aromatherapy lounge for Auntie A's clients, but guess who was the one who had to fix the fuckin' thing when he broke it?"

Sharky means to say that he tried to fix it, but wound up turning a $600 repair into a $1k repair.

"I kinda hope we get another month at sea before someone fucks something up. Either the Captain or one of the dumbass passengers trying to use the deep fryer without knowing what it does. Did you see that, BTW? A whole-ass kitchen outta nowhere!"