"I... guess not. Huh." That kind of makes the few times he's gotten dirty in the hot tub a little grosser... But he's not going to think about that. Besides, that was like, months ago! He's been good since then, honest!

"I'm better now than I was then, but that's 'cos you sorta had to learn how to make a car last waaay longer than it should." The Collapse did funny things to people's self-reliance.

"And no way. I mean, I have a bunch of stuff from the fair to deep-fry, like cheese on sticks and stuff, but it's all... y'know, flour and sugar and basic ingredients. I don't know how to cook anything more than Kraft Mac n' Cheese."