"No, dude, Febreeze. It's in a little blue spray bottle, usually??" Knowing this place, it's probably some off-brand Good Value Smell spray, but it has to be blue "You spray it on clothes so they don't stink. Weed, cigarettes, uhhh, other... stuff, it's for shit you can't wash. Like super suits." Or fursuits... not that he's, uh, saying anything about that!!
"And yeah, obviously. Chili's gotta have beans in it. Otherwise, it's just fancy meat sauce!"
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"And yeah, obviously. Chili's gotta have beans in it. Otherwise, it's just fancy meat sauce!"