"He fell asleep on a couch covered in larvae." Which, yes, was very cute. He'll be a great grub-dad eventually.

He can't help but laugh a little. "Trash can fires are pretty funny sometimes, you're right. Scuba-ing through the sewers sounds gross though, but then again I had to go dig up a graveyard looking for a back way into a fortress so maybe I'm not the best judge for that."