"The only person getting jinxed in this equation is me if that's how it goes." Unless... No. Better not even think that. Then they'll both be in trouble.

They sigh, flopping over on the bed slightly. "This is a tragedy, to be honest. Why am I so good at thinking up awful things? I think I just like to punish myself is what it is. Like I learned too much from Dad about how to make myself miserable."