“YIKES,” he shudders sympathetically. “DID YOU SHOVE IT OFF THE BOAT THE SECOND THE GHOSTS STOPPED CLEANING THE ROOMS? OR, WOULD THAT JUST PISS IT OFF?”

“I’M ASSUMING THIS JON IS SOME SORT OF SEER TYPE? I AM ALSO ASSUMING THAT ‘JOHN’ IS A COMMON HUMAN EARTH NAME AND NOT JUST THAT I PERSONALLY KEEP RUSHING HORNFIRST INTO JOHNS SOMEHOW.”