"Nikola was very much alive. Somehow. Fears stuff. Last I saw her was on my old cruise." Beat. "...mm, sure hope sundries doesn't take this as a challenge."

It'd be just her luck to get an actual mannequin in the mail. It really would.

"Anyway. Yeah, John's a common name. My Jon's... a nerd. S'pose 'seer' isn't wrong, he's Eye. Has to know everything. Know-it-all prick."

Somehow that doesn't sound like an actual insult.