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come_sailaway2023-08-09 10:57 pm
yourexoduslaughing) wrote in come_sailaway2023-08-09 10:57 pm
Who'd want to be human anyway? [Open]
Who: Flan, Wayne, April - and you!
When: Mid-August
Where: Room 160!
Warnings: Various cursed objects, preying on fear/insecurities, possible drug use
1) like freaks of nurture, isn't it funny?
Early in the morning, close to 9am, an obnoxiously cheery voice comes on over the ship's intercom.
"Hellllooooooooooooo this is your friendly neighbourhood Flan! Do you currently share your room with an item that makes you nervous or scared? Did Sundries give you something dangerous and you don't know what to do with it? Bring it to room 160, and me and Wayne will store that item safely and securely for you! All items are guaranteed to be kept according to industry standards and you can check them back out at any time! All we need from you is some basic information on what your item does, and how we can meet it's storage needs! I'll be outside the room every day at 1pm, or feel free to text me if it's an emergency! Thanks all!"
2) I doubt that you would even if you could change
Though it isn't 1pm yet, anyone who comes around to Cabin 160 early will hear construction noises from inside, and the occasionally whoosh of air. A knock on the door will be quickly answered with a grin - and the view behind Flan is various shelves and decorative chests from the Tommy Bahamas that have been repurposed and are being used to build the storage room. Wayne, with his new textured hand upgrade, has been given the task of securing the shelves to the walls so they won't tip over.
"Hiiii! How can I help?" It is early? Yes, but of course Flan is more than happy to let folks skip the line if they need to.
3) you think it makes you special, but it makes you strange
Come 1pm, the door to Cabin 160 is wide open and ready to receive items. Flan's got a sheet of warning label stickers she's made and Wayne's standing by with all kinds of padding and wrapping materials for items who need a little more protection.
There's also a stranger standing by the door with a clipboard, clipboard up to cover part of their face, ready to take down information. All three of them are clearly ready to help, you just have to decide who you want to talk to.
When: Mid-August
Where: Room 160!
Warnings: Various cursed objects, preying on fear/insecurities, possible drug use
1) like freaks of nurture, isn't it funny?
Early in the morning, close to 9am, an obnoxiously cheery voice comes on over the ship's intercom.
"Hellllooooooooooooo this is your friendly neighbourhood Flan! Do you currently share your room with an item that makes you nervous or scared? Did Sundries give you something dangerous and you don't know what to do with it? Bring it to room 160, and me and Wayne will store that item safely and securely for you! All items are guaranteed to be kept according to industry standards and you can check them back out at any time! All we need from you is some basic information on what your item does, and how we can meet it's storage needs! I'll be outside the room every day at 1pm, or feel free to text me if it's an emergency! Thanks all!"
2) I doubt that you would even if you could change
Though it isn't 1pm yet, anyone who comes around to Cabin 160 early will hear construction noises from inside, and the occasionally whoosh of air. A knock on the door will be quickly answered with a grin - and the view behind Flan is various shelves and decorative chests from the Tommy Bahamas that have been repurposed and are being used to build the storage room. Wayne, with his new textured hand upgrade, has been given the task of securing the shelves to the walls so they won't tip over.
"Hiiii! How can I help?" It is early? Yes, but of course Flan is more than happy to let folks skip the line if they need to.
3) you think it makes you special, but it makes you strange
Come 1pm, the door to Cabin 160 is wide open and ready to receive items. Flan's got a sheet of warning label stickers she's made and Wayne's standing by with all kinds of padding and wrapping materials for items who need a little more protection.
There's also a stranger standing by the door with a clipboard, clipboard up to cover part of their face, ready to take down information. All three of them are clearly ready to help, you just have to decide who you want to talk to.