yourexoduslaughing: (big grin)
Mount Everest ain't got shit on me ([personal profile] yourexoduslaughing) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway 2023-09-15 12:09 am (UTC)

It rules! But like, honestly, I like your face more! You've got a nice jawline and a totally sweet beard too! And you're hilarious and you know it, which is like, so important! It's good to appreciate what you're good at! [She hands the drink over to Sharky and gets a leg tucked under her.]

Oh!! Is it a flower effect? Ooohhh that's annoying! But like, don't worry too much about it! I went on a date with a guy with projection telepathy and he got sooooo nervous about it but like, it's cool! Also!! If it helps any, he only brought your dick up 'cause I mentioned I saw a dude with a big dick walking around naked late at night, and he told me that if he was kinda feral looking then it was Siffleur, but if he was porn-star big, then it was probably you! [She sets her arms on the sides of the tub, enjoying how nice it is to do this without a suit for once. Adult-time absolutely rules. Sharky rules.] You like, only come up in a my-best-friend sorta way, not a unrequited-crush kinda way! It's like April hyping me up! Though April would explode on the spot before describing my tits as anything except like, the thing that ruined their night but that's just 'cause they're violently asexual!"

[There's a faint doppler effect to Flan's words, her internal thoughts echoing everything she's saying out loud. Not a lot being held back over here.]

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