I am!! Also oh my god right right right?? Max is sooooo big, I like, accidentally ruined our first date by showing off and misjudging how much of a package he had and uh, he went dick first into a railing. (Should I say this? Max asked me not to. But like, it's okay right? Wait Sharky's a gossip too OOPS too late!!!) [The extra thought trails out as she picks up the pitcher to just drink from it, Flan unaware that she's gotten hit by what Sharky has. Not that it stops her from saying nearly everything else on her mind.] He's okay now but he totally won't let me teleport him around anymore and I get it, but I swear, it was only 'cause I wasn't used to teleporting around here yet!! Also like, yeah Siffleur's super big too and yeah he's a big ol' cannibal man! That's like, too bad about him and Jack though!! Jack's SO shy oh my god, I tried flirting with him and he totally didn't get it at first, and when he did, I swear he went like four different shades of red! (Totally no chance of a threesome with those two!) It's too bad, he's got such a cute face! And Siffleur's pretty good too! But like, I don't know how much regular sex is on the table with him? I'm super not into being eaten, only eaten out!! (Bad-dum-tish!)

[There's nothing to tap on, so she just has to make her own mental-rimshot. She has another sip and gets the pitcher settled back down, sloshing a little of the warm water up and over her shoulders.]

Oh April's like, the one you can't ever remember! Green shirt, clipboard or margarita in hand! If you ever see me with someone you don't know, or you can't quite remember afterwards, that's them! They got like, this whole don't-remember-me aura going on! It's part of their powers! I think Giles should know who they are though, since Ossie totally does, and they're like, the same fey deal!