Oh my god okay okay okay so the WORST part, the worst part of it all, is that we weren't even NAKED yet okay? We were fully-clothed! We were headed back to his room, but like, I was all let me show off, let's take the long-way around, and I was like, showing him how accurate my teleportation is, right? Because I'm super super good at it! Like this- [She picks up the pitcher and with a swish, Flan makes the margarita mix fall straight out of it, disappearing before it hits the water. She turns her arm and the pitch exactly one foot to the right, and catches it as it falls from the sky, only a small splatter occurring as it refills the pitcher.] See! I'm the best there ever was! But like, it was still early to me getting here and I was trying to show off how close I could drop us to the railing at the front of the boat and uh... well... (clong)
[She shrugs and sighs. Flan's already paid for that little mistake by missing out on Max's Maximum.] Anyway, I totally have fucked while falling before and that rules but like, not while actively teleporting. But I totally could now that I know this place in and out, but also like, there's not a lot of point in a space this small! I mean, as best you get what, three miles out in either direction? That's nothing! That's boring! Nobody has time to do anything!!
[Oohhhh the way he thinks Giles's name with such excitement makes Flan beam right back.] (you're so cute!!) April's kinda similar yeah! Not totally the same but like, generally the same! Also that is the SMARTEST way to realize you're talking to her too! April's not really a person, just like, person-shaped? Also I don't think it would bug them to be called magical, though me and them are both more like, supernatural? It's just a classification thing mostly though, 'cause magic and supernatural stuff are basically the same! (Does Giles need to feed on fear though? Probably not.) We've met a lot of people running under fey rules though, and it's always interesting! That shit is cuuuuutthroat!
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[She shrugs and sighs. Flan's already paid for that little mistake by missing out on Max's Maximum.] Anyway, I totally have fucked while falling before and that rules but like, not while actively teleporting. But I totally could now that I know this place in and out, but also like, there's not a lot of point in a space this small! I mean, as best you get what, three miles out in either direction? That's nothing! That's boring! Nobody has time to do anything!!
[Oohhhh the way he thinks Giles's name with such excitement makes Flan beam right back.] (you're so cute!!) April's kinda similar yeah! Not totally the same but like, generally the same! Also that is the SMARTEST way to realize you're talking to her too! April's not really a person, just like, person-shaped? Also I don't think it would bug them to be called magical, though me and them are both more like, supernatural? It's just a classification thing mostly though, 'cause magic and supernatural stuff are basically the same! (Does Giles need to feed on fear though? Probably not.) We've met a lot of people running under fey rules though, and it's always interesting! That shit is cuuuuutthroat!