Klaus pats Crichton on the shoulder. "Yeah. They will have that. Also I'll destroy whoever tries to hurt them outside of the excursions. I can actually protect them now. Which is new." And they don't want people fucking their siblings up. Then again, that's probably both flirting and foreplay to Diego, so they might have to read the room for that. But Lila would probably kill anyone that tried it if she was around.
"Yeeeaaah. If it wasn't a superhero or Umbrella Academy sort of photo, it probably wasn't happening with Dad. But Mom got pictures of us for her own collection." But it's one of those things. "Yeah, man. I was even in jail for my 23rd birthday. I almost died and then someone else died instead." Casually not mentioning that they killed that someone else. Oops. It was an accident!
Klaus snorts softly. "Yeah. His were weirdly murderous family members. I mean, Diego threw knives at me before, but if he wanted me dead, I'd be dead, so not the same vibe." They shrug slightly. "I like loud, obnoxious people. I'm not sure that I am not also loud and obnoxious. Unless you meant we as in you and me."
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"Yeeeaaah. If it wasn't a superhero or Umbrella Academy sort of photo, it probably wasn't happening with Dad. But Mom got pictures of us for her own collection." But it's one of those things. "Yeah, man. I was even in jail for my 23rd birthday. I almost died and then someone else died instead." Casually not mentioning that they killed that someone else. Oops. It was an accident!
Klaus snorts softly. "Yeah. His were weirdly murderous family members. I mean, Diego threw knives at me before, but if he wanted me dead, I'd be dead, so not the same vibe." They shrug slightly. "I like loud, obnoxious people. I'm not sure that I am not also loud and obnoxious. Unless you meant we as in you and me."