No, no. They weren't the same as the Captain--it wasn't nearly the same thing as this. No one was supposed to die. It was three goddesses who were trying to save their planet from dying or something, and.

[ Save their world through the literal magic of hugging. And any intimate body contact, up to and including... eh. ]

Okay, you know what, it's all a bunch of magic wish-wash crap, but we were pulled to help, at least. We weren't... I dunno, a personal soap opera.