"Well, do let me know next time you're there for one. There really should be a poolside area appropriately sized for ants. People don't appreciate how much their ants do for them, usually. But as someone with ants I can absolutely attest to the fact that people should love and cherish their ants! Even if you step on them by accident and maybe have a few as a snack, that's just nature, it doesn't mean you don't adore them."

Sheo. Sheo sweetie. Your metaphor is getting weird.