"Don't think it'll make it to Egypt..." Besides, the mummy won't be able to swallow anything anymore after getting a fist down his throat.

"Oh no I wasn't-- I--" Steven ducks his head and isn't able to suppress a giggle. "Boning. Dad joke. But I meant I had no such intention. I was just curious." He purses his lips and smiles before taking the bony hand and-- isn't quite able to let go because it's so strange that he's just grabbing bones.

"Steven Grant." Oh my god he's touching actual bones. It doesn't feel magical but everything about it from the way the hand curls around him to every joint moving and everything is just amazing.

"You sound like you're from Ireland. Have you heard of Ireland? I've met people 'round these parts who've not heard of London."