"If you say so." Skulduggery shrugs, the moment as soon as forgotten. The idea that Watson feeling bullied about his romantic liaisons would be enough gossip to keep him fat and happy for weeks, but alas, he's out of the loop on this one.
"And it would be terrible if something happened to you. I mean, our cabin would be left uneven, and who would I sit with at breakfast?" As dry as the bones he's currently standing in. Murder camp or not, Skulduggery is going to mock every aspect of the situation within an inch of its life. It's his coping mechanism.
"Whatever that terrible thing may be, however, it will not be coming from the woods. We can officially rule out bears or homicidal maniacs living in the woods." AKA a copy of Friday wearing a mask, which he's still 50/50 on being a thing later on.
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"And it would be terrible if something happened to you. I mean, our cabin would be left uneven, and who would I sit with at breakfast?" As dry as the bones he's currently standing in. Murder camp or not, Skulduggery is going to mock every aspect of the situation within an inch of its life. It's his coping mechanism.
"Whatever that terrible thing may be, however, it will not be coming from the woods. We can officially rule out bears or homicidal maniacs living in the woods." AKA a copy of Friday wearing a mask, which he's still 50/50 on being a thing later on.