[ are you fucking with him? you're totally fucking with him. even the rock knows what you're cookin'. thankfully, zhongli's dealt with a lot of children back home just like him. anyone under the age of twenty is a child to him, really, but he's quite old. he's biased. ]

It would not be fair for a singular party to determine the outcome of both. [ okay, it's a little funny. this is more his style of irreverence. his brow smooths, but it only serves to highlight how his eyes just barely crinkle at their edges. ] Moreover, I would hesitate to call the overindulgence in a confection a consequence of sufficient gravity. [ he pauses, before adding: ] In my culture, of course.