"Constantly. One time I had a kid interrupt a fencing lesson to tell me that the class were cows. Because they 'weren't dignified enough to be horses, but they were better than pigs'. I could not work out what the fuck she meant."

Children.

"Ugh- I mean it's bad enough that people want to go fuck around in the woods, but I already nearly got dragged into a fucking sing-along. Don't even get me fucking started on the outfits. They're twee and tacky and horrible. If we ever work out how to defeat the Captain, I'm forcing him to wear shorts these short for a week at sword-point. See how he fucking likes it."