Sharky is a simple man. You tell him you're from Chicago and your brother is from London and he's just like, okay, sure. He's seen The Parent Trap, he knows how it works. It's only a matter of time before Marc is piercing Steven's ear, mixing up a lemon wedge and a potato wedge and causing a huge infection in the process!

"I'm from this place called, uhh, Fall's End? In Montana. Uh, the state formerly known as Montana, anyway. No idea if they're gonna be all new republic about it. I never actually got around to askin' Rush about that before he got murked." Poor motherfucker. Also, poor Sharky. He never thinks about this shit sober if he has to... and now he's being forced to??? Lame. Super lame. "I got a whole like, apocalypse-type world situation. You know how it is."