"Nah, no zombies, just regular old nuclear armageddon." Well, regular save for the prophetic cult leader who had terrorized him for the weeks leading up to the end of the world. "We, uhhhh, basically got cut off from the news for a while before it happened, so I'm not sure of, like, the details or whatever, but a fuckton of nuclear warheads were fired and everyone got completely obliterated."

Obviously, not everyone, because Sharky's standing right here. But a lot of them. It's okay, though, because, "Hope County was full of like, total nutjob prepper types though, so there were plenty of bunkers for people to hide out in. That's how me and my cousin made it through."