"So you get me, then," he says, before he totally absorbs that factoid. Ah, shit, that would suck to have, like, a wife to go back to. This whole place would be kinda shitty if that were the case...

(Or is it shittier when that isn't the case? Sharky sure doesn't know!)

"Oh, so, normal boring nerd stuff? Lame. Though, like... maybe you should let Steven know that chicks aren't into being criticized? Like, they fuckin' haaaate it. Negging does not work the way they say it will."