Well... this night definitely couldn't get any weirder. Once Rich manages to squint against the blinding light enough to make out a human form, he's already bewildered, and that confusion only mounts when he sees the guy's fashion choices. He gapes like a beached fish for a few moments, before resorting to humour to cope, as usual.

"So uh. Is the Nerf gun series making fashion accessories that turn you into vehicles now? Because I definitely didn't see that on the must have holiday toy list."