Several branches of him spiral around excitedly. The passing down of critical information from teacher to student is a sacred ritual that he's honoured to be a part of.
"It's like a big inscribed envelope with a beating heart inside it, only the heart is flattened out because that makes postage cheaper, and we had one at the bunker that you always knew what box it was in because it kept leaking through the cardboard, and I think someone tried putting it in a plastic box but it smelled super bad so they just kept changing out the cardboard box, and anyway apparently the guy who mailed it in couldn't die as long as nobody damaged the heart so he figured the bunker would be safest! I never met him though."
This is what happens when you put ants in a bunker full of very specific supernatural items instead of in a religious education class.
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Several branches of him spiral around excitedly. The passing down of critical information from teacher to student is a sacred ritual that he's honoured to be a part of.
"It's like a big inscribed envelope with a beating heart inside it, only the heart is flattened out because that makes postage cheaper, and we had one at the bunker that you always knew what box it was in because it kept leaking through the cardboard, and I think someone tried putting it in a plastic box but it smelled super bad so they just kept changing out the cardboard box, and anyway apparently the guy who mailed it in couldn't die as long as nobody damaged the heart so he figured the bunker would be safest! I never met him though."
This is what happens when you put ants in a bunker full of very specific supernatural items instead of in a religious education class.