[Sharky does a bad job of hiding his shock when Arthur sits down, but Arthur's probably not going to notice on account of the whole, uhhh, you know, blindness and whatnot. His tone is at least upbeat and casual, given the circumstances...]

O. M. G, dude, yes! Fuck, I haven't seen a fresh bag of Takis since fuckin' 2018! And trust me, dude, they're much better fresh than irradiated. That shit doesn't add flavor at all. Caaaan I have some??? [Arthur can't see but he's definitely giving him puppy dog eyes.]