"Well. They're also married to one another. It's not like there's any laws against a marriage being more than two people here, right?" He smirks. "This is the drum I will beat at all hours of the night: any arbitrary societal rules we're carrying that tell us something's not allowed can be discarded here. So many people are holding themselves to limits that don't exist."

Alright, tangent over, time to gush.

"So, I'm married to John Watson and Cesar Salazar, because intelligence is the thing that tends to attract me most. Watson was my assigned roommate from the beginning, and Cesar and I were flirting. And then I made out with Watson, and when I went to apologize to Cesar, well...we decided to see if a triad could work for us."