"Almost! But it still sucks for you, even if it just makes you even more fuckable." And she gives one of his pecs a honk.

"Not anymore!" Flan says cheerily, enjoying his joke even if it's pretty close to the truth. "They're pretty private about that stuff, and like, you never want to ruin the mystery for a friend whose whole thing is mystery so I'm only a liiiiittle nosy about it instead of a lot. But they do totally have like, little scraps of photo paper on the floor near the bed, so I'm like ooohhh is that decoration or are you shedding? They totally won't tell me so I'm going to have to sit on it and wait for like, a good moment to tease 'em about it so they yell out the answer at me. Anyway, April's all weird all the time but that's just part of the territory when you're not human!"