Nope! It's a children's movie, I'm from Canada! Wait, do you guys even have a Canada? Oh maaaan we're probably going to miss Canada Day! You should have seen it last year, me and April threw a rager!
[As the group starts shuffling ahead, Flan carries Fever with the crowd, working to lower her voice a little just in case.] Anyway like, it's a kid's story about a monster who lures in children by pretending to be an even better version of their mom, and once she's got them hooked, she wants to sew buttons over their eyes and like, slowly devour them until she can lure in the next child.
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[As the group starts shuffling ahead, Flan carries Fever with the crowd, working to lower her voice a little just in case.] Anyway like, it's a kid's story about a monster who lures in children by pretending to be an even better version of their mom, and once she's got them hooked, she wants to sew buttons over their eyes and like, slowly devour them until she can lure in the next child.