"We'll see, ehn? You're not going through it by yourself anyway," he's got the friendship bracelet now after all, it means they're best friends forever.

"Wow, that's dumber than I was expecting," she deadpans, "was 'Mr Evil' taken? Is it like, tacky to have the same name as someone else, and the dude picked late so it was that or 'I'm underscore Badguy underscore xx'?"

The act of communally dunking on an enemy is an honoured part of teenage girl bonding.

"Yeah, the Scream kind of got my deal right away. Got our deal. The Keystone- there's lots of specific words for what kind of thing a Memento is, but they're mostly all dumb- it's something that we keep for life. It's our heart, it's what links us together. And I'm always going to have a sword in my hand."