[Sure, a hat is probably the equivalent of a goatee for a skeleton. That'll make it easier to see which one is the evil twin. ]

Ah, well, I've never been on a vacation so I have no experiential advice to offer. That said, I think you're supposed to relax around a pool with a book and a drink with a little umbrella in it. Even though you cannot drink it, it adds something to the ambiance.

[He's seen the ads for trips to the Bahamas, he's aware of the ideal.]