There is something soothing about embarrassing teenagers. Maybe that can be one of his new coping mechanisms!

"The alibi is appreciated," immensely, because Skulduggery has sort of a bad track record with bringing teenagers in for medical assistance. Not here, of course; here, he's never actually been in the infirmary more than to casually poke around. "Although Watson cannot possibly be the only doctor who lurks in the bowels of the ship." Right?