"... you wouldn't believe that was also the stairs, would you?"

Yeah definitely not. She huffed, leaned her head back.

"Last day of the camping trip. When the Captain showed up, I... ugh, Stede had this plan to hug the Captain to death, and I wanted to show him why it was a bad idea. I got stabbed over it. Yes it was dumb, I've been lectured on it by other people, and Stede didn't even see it happen, so it was extra dumb and didn't accomplish anything. It's fine, I got stitched up."