"And yet, since it isn't emblazoned on my friendship bracelet, nobody will believe you." Because that's how it works.

He takes her from the elevator down the hall, at this point fairly certain she'll be wrapping her own knee. If someone is actually spending all of their time down here, then why in the world would he trust them? (This area is creepy. That's pretty much the by and large of his complaints, here.)

"Well, we've learned that he has very strict personal boundaries, especially when it comes to affection, and that he enjoys gifts as well as games. That almost makes him seem like a real person, doesn't it?" Almost but not quite, like a well-used reflection.