Oh well he's lovely like that. No... No I just...wanted to be a pirate. Ed is just...icing on the cream. He's so... so very him, you know and yes he is absolutely horrible but gosh, what a smile... what a laugh! Id' sail with him to the ends of the earth if I could and never get tired of it.

[he hiccups and burps just a little]

Oh excuse me.

And I could... I mean I could aim for you and maybe hit you. Or I could try to stab you if...if the two of you remained still.